How dumb do I get.

I will write about my trip later.
I will write about this party I went to later.
I will write about how dumb I am now.

I went riding my bike today. Nice day, I thought I'd take a nice little ride. Didn't bring any tools, which I usually don't, but this time, I also didn't bring my lock.

So, I go riding.
I get carried away.
I start to push it.
I remember my cyclocross roots.
I forget that I am riding a track bike with skinny slick tires.
I continue to push it.
I ride down a gravel road.
A really long gravel road.
I flat.
I push it.
And when I say that, I mean push my bike.
45 minutes to an hour into my ride, I flat.
I have no tools, so I can't fix the flat, I have no lock so I can't leave my bike by a station and take the train home.
I forget that I have a bad back.
I remember my cyclocross roots again.
I shoulder my bike and begin to run.
About an hour and a half later, the sun sets.
I keep running.
After another hour and a half, it starts to rain.
More than 4 hours after I left, I return home.
And then I remember that so much of the pain that is in my back/shoulder/neck is from shouldering my bike in cyclocross races.

I need a strong drink.

Vacation

I will write about my trip later.

Mother

Happy Mother's Day to all of my lovely mothers.

If Murakami can do it, so can I.

Bringing calligraphy to the rich!

I am going to a party with Soryu Sensei tonight in Ginza.

PS. This was written while listening to Fergie's Glamorous.

A continuation of yesterday's conversation.

So, if that is the case, then why is graffiti so hot these days?
Why is Banksy being sold at fucking, Urban Outfitters?

Do I need to go and pull a JR, or what?

http://www.jr-art.net/

Society Sucks

If the best photography in the world took a picture with the worst camera in the world and it was compared to a picture taken my the worst photography in the world using the best camera, would society be able to tell which was better?

To quite Chris Rock "The whole world's fucked up!"

The past week.

In the past week, I have:

turned 19

trained with professional Keirin cyclists (and been called strong!)

and last night, I raced with Bousouzoku, the famous Japanese motorcycle gangs.